ain't got no flab

2010-01-08T05:33:00.000-08:00

helo, i'm officially not blogging anymore, gonna be mugger kwong, bye

2009-12-28T02:11:00.000-08:00

Hello, i'm shifting house, so no time to post. Anyway i'm moving 2 blocks away from my original house haha, damn lame sia

2009-12-24T06:21:00.000-08:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!!!!!!
Hello, back from training camp, damn tired and shit. K anyway i'll jus go through what happened during the training camp.

DAY 1
training in the afternoon, parents fetched me and gabriel to training and we reached there and hour late LOL. Dan we tell the coach the tyre went flat joke sia.
Erm first day nothing much, just that at night we all couldn't sleep, than in the end like 3 plus dan sleep, damn uncomfortable and shit haha. The funny thing is gabriel say i sleep talk HAHAHA, damn cool, i asked him to tell me what i say in the morning.

DAY 2
Erm supposed to have 3 trainings, dan morning rain and at night no light, so only trained in the afternoon. In the morning we watched some video on basketball, damn lame sia i almost slept, LOL. At night my jiao lian made some super inspirational speech at night. Just that erm his english not that accurate lol, i think he said something like cream of the best or sth haha, no offence.

DAY 3
Erm we went to hougang secondary to have friendly and we lost. Before going to the school of of us were like damn uncomfortable, cos we never shit for the whole training camp, so were like holding like siao. Than when we reached the school we dashed to the toilet, than in the end all the cubicles no toilet paper cos the students there throwing the paper onto the ceiling than stick there LOL. Than in the end i found some hidden stash, dan everybody come fight with me for the paper, damn funny sia LOL, we were like pulling and tearing shreds HAHA.

k anyway gtg happy christmas bye

2009-12-20T22:09:00.000-08:00

Hello, last post before i go for my training camp from tomorrow till thursday.
Anyway went to tampines mall just now with my mum and bro for an underwear hunting trip LOL.
Anyway, just to let the guys know, never buy the brand PIERRE CARDIN, its damn freaking tight, no space for airing lol. Damn uncomfortable and shit lol. If you don't believe please ask Ding Yu Long for more reference haha.
So just now damn funny, my mum was like opening the underwear boxes and EXAMINING them lol, i was like WTF haha.
Than after that my mum suddenly ask me, u like blue. I was like huh? (the box have a few different colour underwear) haha cos i don't usually wear blue and stuff, dan my mum tell me if i don't want she can take out the blue one and open another box to exchange the colour. Dan i quickly went to hide somewhere haha damn funny. Ok morale of the story, don't shop for underwear with ur mom HAHA super funny sia.

2009-12-17T03:06:00.000-08:00

Hello, today's training damn stupid, for more info pls ask rason.
Anyway later went to Audrey's house to play mahjong. pros were fraser, audrey, pearl and chuan hui, noobs were me and jyh howe haha.
The thing i don't understand about mahjong is how people can play like for 1 whole day or even worse a few days, i play like 3 games i sian liao haha. Somemore everytime i play pearl and chuan hui keep rushing me to make my move, they don't know what is patience sia lol.
Oh yah, by the way Audrey's house is like some kind of super manshion sia. Her toilet is like the freaking size of my room sia, than her whole house decorated with those kind of expensive shit i saw in korea sia.

2009-12-14T18:06:00.000-08:00

Hello!!!!!! came back from korea on Sunday, just in time to watch the arsenal liverpool match. MAN UTD LOSTTTTTT NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! k anyway gonna talk about my korea trip, damn effing interesting.

I love kimchi and rice haha, effing nice, bimbimbap is nice also lol.

There was this day, i thinki 3rd day or 2nd day or something, we went to the theme park everland. So just nice it was the holidays for the korean kids and it was raining so 80 % of the rides close lol.

Than halfway while taking the cable car, damn guai lan. There were like 3 korean kids siting on another cable car, than unfortunately i turned to look at them, then they effing guail lan, look at me, say something like pa bo and point mid fing at me. I kenna stun sia, damn guail lan sia what the hell sia haha.

Erm learned a couple of korean words, erm can't really remember so i used a few words to represent. for example.

Uncle:阿找死

girl:阿该死

Auntie:阿猪妈

Very good looking:bitch bitch 一包药

Lol, learned a couple of vulgarities also, but not gonna say haha.

Oh yah, met chantalle and my basketball junior in korea haha.

K shall briefly talk about the hot springs now. Apparently u must go naked, than i went there and seriously damn gross sia, like i'm in some kind of gay porn haha.

Erm went to some kind of teddy bear place, hell lot of bears, must be some idiot trying to collect.

Lotte world, don't mind the quaility, we forgot to bring digital cam haha

Skiing with my brother

HAHA korean style of eating ramen. THAT WINE IS NOT MINE LOL

Teddy bear world or something

Michael Jordan teddy lol

Beatles teddy haha damn cool

Bob kenna gl

It says gate for honoring faithful housewife, haha and i think i'm amongst the list lol

2009-12-05T23:03:00.001-08:00

Hello, last post before go to korea which is TONIGHT HAHA.
Anyway today afternoon me and my family went to lunch at the tampines round market there. Than got this MP go there shake hand with people and eat kuay teow lol. Super funny, halfway the MP went to my mother there than the MP want to shake my mom's hand, than my mum day-dreaming, thinking of some guai lan shit, dan she go say "erm sorry this seat is taken" LOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! haha

K going to pack my stuff liao, don't call me or sms me from today till the 14th of december thanks bye!!!!!!!!

2009-12-04T05:26:00.000-08:00

hello, today have bball match against new town secondary. Damn funny lol, we got like 5 c div players, dan in the end damn tired. B div also got 5 players only, me, jing zhi, fraser, rason and justinn only, lol damn sian play like motherdog like that sia.
So statistics today, 2 BLOCKS FROM MEEEEEE HAHAHAHAHA lol. Apparently i'm 183 cos i'm actually 178 with 5 cm jump height (some stupid rason created theory). So now i'm 185, haha cos of the 2 blocks.
Lol anyway i'm going to korea on sunday, haha!!! So its gonna be kimchi and more kimchi for the trip. I'll try to collect snow for u guys LOL haha. K don't call me or sms me from Sunday till the 14th thanks byeeeeee

2009-11-30T07:48:00.000-08:00

LOL damn zai sia, i today hell lot of interesting conversation. This time with yong ming. HAHA we talking about the legal age of sex for Singaporeans. Apparently blogger guai lan me, so cannot copy paste stuff. Oh yah, there are perv stuff in this convo so those who can't take shit like that, don't read haha.

Zw says:
maybe
but later expire
cos he not legal age

ym says:
legal already
16 already
on 27th november

Zw says:
18 dan legal sia
16 for girl

Ym says:
wah that is stupid

Zw:
yah

Ym says:
2 more years

Zw says:
thats why
girls get raped so easily
somemore
guys 18
go army
sex wad sai

Ym says:
LOL
so Singapore government is smart
when they come out 20 just nice

Zw says:
yah lah
haha
so legal age actually 20
nice
by the time our dick wrinkle liao

Ym says:
LOL
won't 1
will be strong
firm
Pj's 1
can use to drill

Zw says:
HAHAHAHA
no lah
u see
later like chicken
last time
chicken can fly
dan
cos they always never fly
their wings kenna some guail lan shit
cannot fly liao
so like our dick like that
kenna some guai lan shit
dan cannot sex
haha

Ym says:
LOLs
new STD

k bye haha

2009-11-29T19:44:00.000-08:00

Hello. So just to update certain football results.
Man utd vs Portsmouth 4-1(LOL 3 penalties)
Liverpool vs Everton 2-0(damn guai lan, liverpool don't deserve sia)
Arsenal vs Chelsea 0-3 (JOke sia own goal, so that vermailon or sth become top scorer for arsenal haha)

K lol just now had an interesting and freaking dumb conversation with someone. Since the person does now want me to say her name, i'll give a couple of clues. ex 2D currently 3G. Lousy at ice skating, softball, hate piano, likes patrick instead of spongebob when spongebob is the main character.

K bye lol

2009-11-28T01:49:00.000-08:00

Hello, this post is dedicated to jia yim, after she re-opened her blog, i noticed a trend in all her posts, so i'm just gonna try to copy it haha lol.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
so had training in the morning
B-nerd pms at everybody today
weather damn hot :(
then suddenly rain :)
then went to macs to eat lunch.
Did LA comprehension there://///////
blehhhh i'm very tired already
end of post :))

LOL, pls rate me on a scale of 1-10 where 10 is the best on my attempt to copy jia yim's post

2009-11-24T05:32:00.001-08:00

Hello. Today had friendly match with gan eng seng. Apparently gan eng seng has been around for 100+ years just for your info.
Ok so today Rason star player but in the end teo scolded haha, as for me, i scored 0 points, fantastic statistics lol. Isaac as always the best haha.
After that went with gabriel to library to borrow some books, i don't think he wants me to post this but that bastard damn pervert sia (lol me also) purposely borrow those kind of books got pervert scene lol joke.
Anyway these few days i've been watching gossip girl. Lol although i know thats supposed to be some kinda chick show BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT wtfffffffff man, addictive show lol haha i'm a bitch okok, bye

2009-11-21T03:57:00.000-08:00

Hi, today's training was effinggggg tiring, train from 9.30 to 3, bloody hell. Then don't know why for some reason our ex vice principal low jun hong came back, then our jiao lian b-nerd kao pei kao bu try to impress him, make us chiong like mother dog sia.
Anyway, damn hyper today, cos i'm going to korea in like 2 weeks time or sth. HAHA i think i'm gonna just go there, spend 100 dollars on the saloon and ask them to style and dye my hair if my mum allows, haha once in a life time experience lol.
k go liao bye

2009-11-20T05:53:00.000-08:00

Hello, today went to ice skate with the 3G people: Elizabeth, jing ren, jia yim, vanessa, toby, yong ming and peng jie. I swear i'll never skate again, the thing is effing waste money.
17 damn dollars jus to go and skate a few rounds around some stupid thing. 2 dollars extra cos i forgot to bring gloves, 4 dollars extra cos he stupid come in with slippers, never bring socks haha!!!!!!!
I think the only thing fun was when we 4 guys hold each others waste like gays and while peng jie struggle to pull of us haha. Lol, like we are the actors in some kind of gay porn haha.
Then in the end me ym and toby went home, we were like damn hyped up and guai lan like dog like that. HAHA damn funny.

2009-11-18T00:39:00.000-08:00

Hello guys, sorry for the laggy post cos that stupid jing mei never me the photos. Ok as u all know Singapore lost 1-3 to thailand, fantastic score lol.
Before the game me and gabriel were late, and we were like kind lost haha. We went to some kinda alley that resembled places in malaysia where u get raped haha.
So during the game, got these 2 jokers haha. Damn funny sia lol. Got this guy lol he damn entertaining, man of the match sia, he was like screaming " F**K YOU!!! Shaiful" HAHA damn funny sia lol. Dan he created some kind of tribal dance in which u mus raise both ur mid fings and dance around lol. After that i think he kinda got bored and he started to take of his shirt and show his beer belly and was like freaking swinging his shirt around the place lol.
So people who screamed in our group

1. King MATTHEW KWANNNN: lol that guy damn ah beng sia. halfway he suddenly stand on the steps
matthew "oi go home lah, f**k you lah, go home fly kite sia"

2. Steward Zhen Wen me: "Oi asshole walao eh pass lah kanina, my mother play better then u sia."

3. dog Gabriel haha no offence: forgot what he said lol

sorry for the rest who screamed and i forgot ur name lol.

I'll try to describe the photos.

Ok so this is the group that went to watch the Singapore thailand game haha.

If you observe closely, u'll notice that the woman in pink shirt is so excited that she wanted to let the world see her ass crack

Can't believe these are dunman high students man, what are the fingers for lah

The guy in black shirt is the joker who likes to point mid fing and shout vulgarities at the singapore players. Anyway he asked us to see him again in Bangkok haha damn funny

Lol if you observe both photos, u'll notice something unique about matthew's pose

King Matthew scolding the Singapore players and is apparently the assistant coach of Singapore. Look at him directing the players haha as if they can see him, but nonetheless very entertaining.

Who the hell is this douche with the weird eyes

Lol ok, that is the damn useless waste money dumb binoculars that jing mei bought

Matthew who went to the toilet twice during the game, i think he got horny when he saw the thai players.

Matthew in the background, wanting to be taken by the camera but nobody wants to take him.

Lol jyh howe the face damn epic sia

(no comments) HAHA nice dick

LOl even a small kid is jeering sia

2009-11-10T23:24:00.001-08:00

HI GUYS!! My dog is now a bald monkey haha. Took her to the vet and shaved her from head to toe lol.
Really sorry to gabriel and brandon, cos apprently everytime my father fetches all of us back after training, he'll take us around Singapore, example the petrol station or the vet haha.
Anyway yesterday after i took my dog back, i walked my dog back from the mrt station back home. Unfortunately for some stupid damn reason, while crossing the trafic my dog pooed on the road. I had to do some super fast dog poo clearing thing and all the people in the cars were like staring at me haha, damn funny sia.
Anyway, all the guys and girls out there, pls check out the song: who says & slow dancing in a burning room by john mayer, fantastic songs lol.
Oh yah, go check out youtube: jason mraz live high in france. damn damn damn cool

2009-11-07T23:53:00.000-08:00

Hello, today's a happier day haha. Anyway i got my dog to eat her medicine, or rather my mum.
Cos yesterday i contaminated her water with the medicine then in the end she didn't want to drink. She was like staring at me and grinning from ear to ear and was giving me the zhen wen teo f***ed face lol.
Dan today morning my mum was like scolding me cos i didn't manage to feed her. Dan she took some sort of syringe and suck the medicine water dan forced the whole thing into her mouth. I was like wtf, i took 3 hours trying to pamper her and no result, all she did was 3 seconds lol!!!
K gtg bye, going to swim now haha dan can waddle my ass like rason

2009-11-07T01:40:00.000-08:00

Hi, today is an effing sian day, wake up early in the morning, dressed up properly then went to NUS for the presentation. I thought our presentation was ok, but due to some bullshit hickups with the MOE system (what i feel lah) we didn't get in to the next round.
Later went to take my dog to the vet, she got some wound on her back sia, sad.
Played billard with my bro, damn sian also.
Nabei, today everything also damn sian sia, even the sky also damn sian, shit lah. Aiyah whatever lah, bye.

2009-11-04T05:30:00.000-08:00

Hi, today had archery during school. Its damn freaking boring and it sucks (no offence). I mean seriously, I can't imagine myself spending like 5 hours a day doing shit like that sia.
One point of time i was so bored, i went to shoot someone else's target, then my instructor was like "marvelous" with some damn gay voice.
Just now went to eat dinner with my family, then after that my mom was like asking us whether she can wear something she was wearing to work. Dan Bob was like
Bob" 穿那个去耕田啊？"

haha, dan don't know how we suddenly talked about 农村劳gang or sth, then my father joker sia.
Bob" what? 农村劳gan (fuck) lol."

Anyway gtg bye

2009-11-03T05:30:00.001-08:00

Hey guys, today had friendly match with the a div seniors. Haha, we draw (by luck) haha i think we should have lost or something sia. For me, well i played like shit, i didn't even work up a sweat sia, don't know why but didn't really want to play today. Damn sian sia, i damn sad today haha.
HSSRP LOL. Me and gabriel are still doing that shit and now i think we have to re-do or something sia lol.
Today's drama thing was ok lah, not bad haha, but i didn't really get the second play, something about killing a pig and eating pig's trotters or sth lol.
Anyway, tomorrow have archery, IN UNIFORM!!!! WTF sia HAHA. Its Edric's number 1 sport so i guess he'll be flaunting his skills tomorrow haha. Anybody playing soccer tomorrow??? Tell me
Bye

2009-10-31T21:21:00.000-07:00

Lol new songs to check out. Don't know why but i think i'm going crazy over kings of Leon haha.

1. Sex on fire
2. revelry

K just a short post, bye

2009-10-30T06:49:00.000-07:00

Freak sia, yesterday's training was a joke lah. Shang Long kp us like dog like that, and it was damn fiunny also sia. During the cheer shit where everybody put their hands together and say sth like 德明加油, we like totally forgot how to do it, dan teo f by the coach lol. Damn funny, then in the end we did it wrong again and he was like forget it, just go home lol. JOKE sia, somemore we've did it a thousand times b4 already.
So today was an okay day, just that it kept raining in the afternoon then i was like shouting and screaming for the rain to stop. Dan lu gui xia scold me and gave me a 10min lecture on how one should aim for the future and not what is in front of us.
Oh yah, i'm gonna learn cantonese and french haha, though it sounds crazy to learn both at the same time, i'm gonna do it. HAHA, lol!!!! Much thanks to Ting Wei and Jia Xing for trying to teach me french haha lol, i think i probably failed but credit for effort nonetheless haha.

2009-10-26T06:56:00.000-07:00

Ok today gonna talk about 2 stuff, firstly man utd match against liverpool, and my results. So if u don't watch soccer, skip to the next topic haha.
Anyway FFFFFFFFF man utd sia lol. Their defence was like (no offence) dunman high soccer team sia wtffffffff. Somemore the ref that day blind sia, walao i think maybe that day he found out he is a girl instead of a guy dan he scared he need to menstruate, wtf lah asshole sia.
1 effing clear cut penalty for utd then he say play on, kanina that stupid ref can go suck his own cock man seriously lah.
Berbatov!!!!! seriously what the hell is that joker doing lah, he just got touched, dan he act as if people f him up from head to toe and he fall down. Bloody hell sia!!!

Ok anyway about today's results, wtf lah seriously, i effing failed math lol. Can't believe it lah! Anyway the teacher was like "what does this show, that u guys never study hard enough." wtf sia, study what sai sia, do i look like i never study lol.
Dan other results, LA (B) China (B) Biology (B)
Wa lao, how my bio get B wan sia, lol shit sia my essay question got 3, 5 and 4.5 wtf lah seriously, aiyah freak lah,aiyah whatever lah don't give a shit.

Just came back from Gabriel's house after HSSRP. Seriously sia, we are the only 2 idiots doing that piece of shit while everybody else play their asses off lah. K tomorrow still got training, bye lol

2009-10-22T09:04:00.000-07:00

HI guys!!! Anyway today had the class chalet at some aranda country club or sth. Ok lah quite fun, 3c was also having the class chalet there.
At around evening there a few of us went to play truth or dare, then after that damn funny, we asked jacob to go tell justin toon that he think yan wen damn sexy and he want her lol damn funny. Dan at first when Jacob told her that, Justin's reaction was like erm ok, dan after that i told Jacob to tell justin PLATOON!!!. HAHA damn funny, justin chased him down a few metres of the place, damn funny.
Later on we dared Peng Jie to prank call someone, damn funny sia. He called some Rgs girl and told her he was the flying dutchman or sth lol effing funny sia, and he told her she was damn hot and shit. The stupid thing was the girl like wanted to be pranked, she didn't even hang up the phone haha.
At around 11 me and Jacob went back home, b4 that i went to talk to creshelle. At first I was like pretending to be damn emo and shit, dan after that i whacked her damn hard with the effing pillow haha, dan me and jacob ran out of the chalet with her chasing us, damn joke sia.
K anyway i tomorrow nothing to do sia, so if anybody hav anything to do, pls tell me

2009-10-21T01:09:00.000-07:00

HEY YO DUDES AND BABES!!!!! officially re-opened this shit again lol. Haven't been posting for damn long already so sorry to have disappointed my readers for so long lol.
Anyway, updates about my life since the last time i posted

HSU JEN YAO 许老师 left for taiwan cos of some shit and now we have a new hot young sexy teacher teaching us, damn shuang. Her name is LU GUI SIA, don't know how to write in chinese. Anyway, apparently after she started teaching, nobody ever listens to chinese. Everytime during her lessons i will be reading some time magazine shit and dan she will confiscate lol.

Today during the math 2 test, conflict between me and LU GUI SIA lol. She was the invigilator for our test
Cos when we were writing our names on the fulscap paper dan yong ming and qing gang were like effing me up lol. Don't know what kwong kwong sth like that
Then I was like shouting "老师！他们很吵，我写不到＂
Dan everybody was like laughing then the Lu GUI XIA had to spoil the fun.
"你们班的华语程度真的是很差"
dan i was like wtf, cos is supposed to be 写不清楚not写不到

K anyway everybody enjoy ur break cos now is party time man, lol whoever goin out remember to call me ah, cos i don't wanna stay at home and rot lol

2009-09-08T09:08:00.000-07:00

Hello all, shall follow Mr Ding a DOOOOONG style and let my blog die, maybe after EOYs dan u come back i will post, cos now is mugging time. I know u guys wan to call me mugger kwong or mwong or sth like that wadever lah ok, haha boost my confidence of mugging even more. haha bye bye

2009-09-06T07:05:00.000-07:00

hello, holidays have started and not really gonna post much due to eoys, so srry to all blog readers out there. Anyway this is the best cover of the song feel good inc by gorillaz i have ever heard in my entire life http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB47P-HGfJ0.
Anyway went to play soccer today with hoe shuen, jian ming, jyh howe and hong yi, against jian ming's church friends at the cage, today's the practice day for like next saturday which is the real competition haha.
Anyway bought a new accoustic guitar today, so now my house hav 1 classical and 1 accoustic, and the accoustic is white so quite ok lah.
K gtg bye

2009-08-29T06:24:00.001-07:00

Hello did you guys watch the michael jackson show today, it was fantastic lah. Although he's dead i still love him sia. He's effing good lah he's dancing, but seriously although the cock-grabing move is damn nice, i quite pity him sia, he looked like he was grabing with all his might or sth lol. Even my grandma who doesn't understand english love his songs lol.
Oh yah, had la roleplay yesterday, quite ok lah, some parts made people laugh i think, just that they don't really understand the story that's all lol.
Tomorrow hav class barbeque at jacob's house for like 3 hours or sth, b4 that going to study with eric.

Sorry your a really nice person but i don't want you to misunderstand us thats all, there are much better people out there.

2009-08-27T07:34:00.000-07:00

Hi all, today had la roleplay, not my group, my group is tomorrow lol. Anyway credits to shing chun and yong ming's group, lol it was fantastic damn effing funny sia lol. shing chun was like saying something about people at night excercising making high and low pitch sounds dan he go make the sex sounds haha damn funny wtffffff!!!!
Anyway pls go listen to the song lolipop by lil wayne, although i don't really like that bastard, that song is damn freaking catchy, its supposed to go like
li li li li lick me like a lolipop haha damn zai sia damn nice go get it damn zai.
Anyway tomorrow is photo taking, i realise right every year b4 photo taking, i damn suay will go cut hair,

2009-08-24T07:26:00.000-07:00

Hey guys can u believe it, this week no test wtffffffff damn zaii siaaaaaaa haha.
Anyway, sth really funny i noticed, so if u wan to feel surprised pls go check it out. Everybody agrees that grace ong is a really really really fierce teacher rightttt, 你同意吗！！HAHA kk that was tay tiao kiat or sth like that the co conductor if u know. Anyway back to grace ong, she rarely smiles right, but pls go check it out during assembly, her face will make a damn drastic change. Say nicely its a smile, but the truth is her face looks like she cramped or sth, lol k i'm a bastard lol, no offence to Mrs ong but lol whatever.
Ok anyway good luck to Sharon who has not finished writing her la roleplay script, cos her presentation is due tomorrow lol.
Oh yah go listen to rearview but ludachris feat bobby valentino, very nice gogogogogo, live high by jason mraz is also damn nice, F**k by zhen wen is also quite ok, lol ok joking there's no such song.

K gtg bye

2009-08-20T06:39:00.000-07:00

Hi, went to gabriel's house today to do hssrp and erm math. Heartfelt gratitude to gabriel's mum for erm buying pizza and old changki or chanki or whatever that is lol.
Tomorrow have math test, damn effing sian sia, lol thanks sharon for the nice but useless advice lol. She asked me to bring two calculators tomorrow, set one to radian mode and set the other in degree mode. Firstly the plan sux cos i don't have two calculators, secondly, what if i confuse myself and use the one in degree mode when i'm supposed to use it in radian mode lol.
Oh yah man u lost to burnley lol. Sian like dog like that sia!!!!!!
Anyway back to gabriel's house, we were playing soccer in his backyard and like heading the ball around like children when out of a sudden, gabriel's erhem came dan he was effing embarrassed lol.
Later when i went back home that time went to get my hair cut lol. Changed hairstyle, actually i told that guy to cut my hair like wen kai, than after that cannot cos my hair doesn't really suit that shit, than tell me all the different kinds of haircut and ask me to choose lol, dan i was like wtf is he talking about sia, dan he say he cut nice nice dan i say anything lor. Lol the haircut looks like some gangster want to go gang fight like that lol.
K gtg bye

2009-08-14T02:27:00.000-07:00

jus came back to school today and literally chionged 3 tests, history chinese and physics. Quite stressful sia, and i realised that i totally missed like a hell lot of lessons and stuff so gotta work like dog to keep up.
Anyway sth funny when going back home with jing mei gabriel isaac jing zhi and kee jin.
me and jing mei were like talking about the national day shirt that we got when we were p5 when we went to the national day rehearsal.

me "My that shirt until now stilll can wear sia."
jing mei "huh? what shirt lol i thought must return to school!!??"
me while laughing like fuck "Lol ur school broke ah, rent the shirt than sell back to giordano ah"

k need to go liao bye and good luck to those center stage peops.
I'm supposedly rooting for "something cool" fraser timo kim xiang and wanky

2009-08-12T04:23:00.000-07:00

Lol ok so thats me with the disgusting unkempt hair and guess what, that red shirt i'm wearing, thats the singapore national day shirt in like what 2003 or something lol. Apparently its damn big cos its my bros one.

Pls examine that dog-like thing on my mouth, does it look like some tamil tiger shit or some dog mask thingy lol k gtg bye

2009-08-11T20:03:00.000-07:00

Lol long time no post, anyway didn't go to school yesterday and ain't gonna go to school this week. Quite sian sia, the doc said that 90% chance i caught H1N1. Damn man, sux sia the feeling!!
I was planning to use this time to study for tests, but kept sleeping, for all of you out there don't be jealous cos this isn't the kind of tired u want lol. Damn tired but can't sleep, damn sian sia, whole body ache like motherf**k like that sia.
Futhermore i hav to wear some mask that looks like some terrorist guy tryin to kill peops lol.
Maybe i shall go training on thursday, spread the virus to shang long a.k.a up dragon a.k.a coach lol, dan don't hav training for another one week lol.
Oh yah, sorry to jing mei and eric, guess u guys hav to monitor urselves lol, later u guys also kenna the virus, dan whole school teo.
k need to try and get some work done liao bye

2009-08-07T08:19:00.000-07:00

Hey sorry long time never post. Anyway today is national day i think is it? But nvm dunman high had a fantastic celebration today. lol halfway during the community singing part i was like dancing sia lol.
Anyway today got scolded by tkk or a certain teoh tiao kiat or sth like that. lol that guy damn joker sia, pls go to yu long blog for more details on that joker.
Anyway i think today is richard chow's birthday, happy birthday richard, this post is for u.

I first known richard erm oh cos he used to sit simei bus with me lol, and i heard lots of funny stories about him, things like extortion and shit lol, damn funny. Ok i don't really know him much now too but... what the heck, anyway one thing about richard is taht he loves to correct people's grammar lol, like lets say i right chi bai, its wrong its supposed to be chee bai or sth like that lol.

k gtg bye

2009-07-30T06:47:00.000-07:00

Hi, today's my birthday lol, thks to all those who wished me and gave me gifts haha, for all the rest..................... haha its ok. Anyway shall make a list of all those peops, srry if i left ur name out.

gabriel: lol thks for the shoebag man, its twice the price of the water bottle and the receipt is in the bag lol

Toon: thks for the cake lah bro. lucky never melt sia haha

Amy: thks for the topman shirt haha, but really, i'm a cheap guy, u should hav gotten me a $5 for 10 shirt or sth like that haha

Wei Heng: thks for the snoop dogg cd man, really cool, i'm like currently listening to it now man

jing ren eli and hai hua: thks for the flip flops although i already told u a 1000 times i hate that stick in the middle lol

pearl grace and ding dong long: Lol the collage shit was damn innovative and the tissue box and badge ntuc plastic bag and shirt, woooooh, lol thats real lot of stuff haha, and it suits the theme of me being cheapskape haha.

Sharon: Hi table partner haha thks for the pens and note and tibbits and medicine? haha and i don't steal pen lor, u give them to me haha

to angel: whoever u are, thks lol for the pokey and the note (are u toby) haha

to yi ching: hey haha thks for the kinder bueno note and erm acne cream??? haha lol random

to fraser: thks for the note and erm the present which u are giving me on monday haha.

I think that should sum up those peops, for those peops who sms, thanks very much too, but can't really list ur name down haha, thks to 1 person in particular who really got me into the birthday mood.

2009-07-25T07:54:00.000-07:00

Lol something funny happened today. When my family and i went back home that time, my dog was so excited that it was panting, dan my father took the cane and threatened her, dan immediately she stopped panting. Than bob say sth that my dog purposely pant wan, make a lot of noise and the saliva keep dripping.
Bob "see i take the can then she immediately stop panting"
me " yah yah yah, i take a gun point at u ur balls also will shrink"

Anyway, i want to dedicate this post to SHARON. My new table partner is SHARON, THE BEST!!!!!!!! lol, anyway thanks for the memo pad, really helped me when i was feeling sad haha. Anyway, without ur crazy laughter, my place would be damn boring with hong kui and vivian in front of me haha. THANKS SHARONNNNNNN for teaching me how to make a sad face on the com, haha so its jus : and ( haha :( lol.

2009-07-18T08:36:00.000-07:00

Hi lol, not going to post so often during school days sorry.
Anyway just watched transformers with my family last night, damn lag sia, but there were still like many people and we had to sit in the 2 row lol.
Anyway MEGAN FOXXXX IS SIZZZLEEE TO THE DIZZLE man!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN that idiot guy doesn't deserve her, lol but the general guy looks not bad, good movie.
Sorry to any sean kingston or harry potter fan, cos i'm gonna tok about them today.

Harry Potter:
Ok here's the thing, this geek in london has a damn tattoo on his head. People usually put dragons but this soab gotta put a damn lightning lol. Dan the way he holds his fag wand and mumbles some words which sounds like he's being raped or sth like that lol.

Sean Kingston:
Have u guys heard the song fire burnin??? The mv is supposed to be an arena with all those pro dancers, than suddenly come out one guy who looks like and obese santa claus starts waving around his hands and thinking he's the king or sth. I mean like the girls in the video are like using him as a pole for dancing and he's giving them the damn horny look, lol, that bastard is deceiving himself

K anyway gtg bye

2009-07-11T06:13:00.000-07:00

Hi, today went out to the the tao hua yuan project with jing ren, eli, jing mei and jia yim. Go all the way there to bugis there.
Dan after that while walking to the bugis library, i saw this guy in the truck and guess wad that idiot was doing, he was trying to shave his beard and moustache using a nail clipper!!!!! WTF SIA, what an idiot lah, later he clip his mouth i laugh sia.
Anyway talking about moustache and beard shaving, i shall now teach u guys about my father's style of shaving lol.
Bob loves to use his 2 fingers to try and pluck his beard, that's why the only shaver my house has is the one that my bro uses lol, dan everytime my father want to use his fingers, my mom will start slaping his hands haha joke.
Dan after that my father tell me its wad a family tradition to not use a shaver, lol joker sia. He tell me his father uses 2 coins and try to pluck his beard, haha, so my grandfather is also another joker.
After that i was thinking if my grandfather use coins and my father use fingers, that what will i use, haha i can use the chopsticks to pluck my beard haha.
Anyway gtg bye

2009-07-05T19:56:00.001-07:00

Lol hello, school re-opened, and it really sucks on the first week haha, don't really wanna talk about it anyway.
Everyone is like chionging idmi, i mean it isn't really youth day for the sec 3s right lol, dan this friday the youth day celebrations also cancelled due to some dogstyle excuse that the mass congregation of people will spread h1n1. More like the mass number of cocks will spread aids lah, i mean h1n1 isn't really lethal in singapore right.
Idmi is also really stressful sia, cos my team which consist of me jacob pj ym shermin have one less group member because hui wen is in bsp lol damn joke sia.
Lol anyway went to school today and realised that the cafe is opened, and jacob went to buy some joke sandwich cost 2 effin dollars. What a fraud of someone's money lah.
Anyway tomorrow still have to chiong idmi so damn tired need to go liao, bye

2009-06-28T01:57:00.000-07:00

Lol hi, today went out to study with jing mei, dan met a lot of peops like gabriel edric gerald and so on.
dan after that we went to lias mall the macs to study cos white sands effin hell lot of peops. Anyway do u realise always the macdonalds say no studyin and shit but in the end a lot of people end up studying and they don't care. Lol i mean like even the cafe at the pasir ris library says no studying during weekends but hell lot of peops studyin, if like nobody is allowed to study, i don't even think people would want to but a damn 5 bucks coffee when they can get it at 50 cents in kopitiam lol.
Ok back to when we went to elias mall the macs to study, it was much quiter there. damn stupid in the end, cos got some bastard playin some stupid music damn noisly, like he tryin show people that he's deaf or sth. Than after that me and jing mei were discussing how to ask that freak to stop playin his shit music, in the end we concluded 2 ways depending on who the guy playin the music is.

1. if the guy is a nerd

me "hello about your music"
nerd "ya?"
me "can u effin turn it down or i'll **** ur ass"

2. if the guy is an ah beng

me " hello about your music"
ah beng " what the **** u want!!!!!"
me "Oh haha nth, jus tellin u the music very nice, turn it up louder haha"

or if u wn to sabo ur fren

me " hello about your music"
ah beng "" what the **** u want!!!!!"
me" oh my fren there ask u to turn the damn thing down."

Lol anyway gtg bye

2009-06-26T08:05:00.000-07:00

Hi everybody, today is a sad day. MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn man, i like him like shit lol. He's like the creator of hip hop, i hav like 8 of his albums at home sia. Damn
Anyway, nowadays damn effed up sia, everything is screwed.
1. Michael is dead, lol rip man, don't touch childrens in heaven lol
2. megan fox used to be male. This sux, imagine that hot bitch having a dick, my hopes are dashed lol, haha. Imagine that loser in transformer kising that she-male, no offence haha

K gtg, damn man today really sux

2009-06-21T08:45:00.000-07:00

LOL today is father's day which means

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY BOBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol bob damn joker sia, he was like

bob "HUH??? today is wad day? father day? got such thing ah, so what you gonna treat me?
me "Erm not sure leh i don't have money"
bob " Oh fantastic so on father's day i get to treat myself, hell of a celebration"

Damn stupid sia, anyway today went to pasir ris to study lol hardly started any hw sia dan went there to try and chiong. Dan after that went to gabriel house do HSSRP lol feels damn gay everyday see that bastard lol haha. BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN. YUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOl k gtg bye

2009-06-18T07:37:00.000-07:00

Hey babes, i finally finished my Hssrp shit, the wan where the vietnamese peops kill each other for don't know wad reason lol.
Anyway i finally realised sth, i'm a damn hater lol. No offence to his fans, but i hate SEAN KINGSTON. That guy is really a bitch sia, firstly, the thing i hate about him most is his videos. I mean he should really freaking take a look at himself in the mirror sia, than in his music videos he acts like all the girls are begging to be with him or sth. Go watch the beautiful video, there is a part where that bastard kingsdog go give that chee koh peh look to the girl, than the girl was PRETENDING to be damn happy lol. I'm an asshole seriously lol haha.
Anyway, happy belated birthday to both gabirel and isabel, may both of u be less childish, like seriously, especially that stupid gabriel lol.
Anyway, i really wanna be like kanye west haha, i'm like one of his biggest fans haha, he raps like a god sia haha maybe i can or sth. Lol from now on i shall start training, haha freestyle rappin haha, anyway holidays extended ah? so shuang ah? haha nice lol. But if they give more homework in this extended holiday, i'm gonna whip Mr. Sng's ass sia
Lol gtg bye

2009-06-13T07:50:00.000-07:00

Hi, lol these few days i keep playing bball sia, i like dog like that lol. Dan a few days ago i saw my coach with his jenny shooting some oversized ball and stuff lol.Ok today went to eat some stupid buffet at night, lol damn effing funny sia. The toilet there in the hotel is damn luxurious sia, even better dan my own room lol. I damn stupid sia, keep going to the damn toilet jus to hav a good look at it, it even smells great lol.

Anyway, sth damn effing funny happened. U know during buffets there are always a bowl of marshmallows and some chocolate fountain shit. dan after that guess what i saw in the marsmallow bowl, lol A DAMN PUBIC HAIR. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol when my bro showed it to me i didn't believe sia, until my mother and father both laugh like dog like that than i believe sia. HAHA damn effing funny, my bro told me it most likely was an armpit hair or sth haha lol.

Dan me and my family were like making up pervert stories of how it came about into the damn bowl lol, even my mother chipped in a few pervert lines lol.

lol try to spot the pubic hair in the midddle of the marshmallows

2009-06-10T21:31:00.000-07:00

Hi lol, i'm back. Anyway i hav effing lot of things to complain about malaysia, firstly, that place is damn effed up.
1. The road signs are damn dog sia, its usually blocked by trees or the damn thing is so old it broke, wads worse is that people don't know where their going. Somemore if u go into the damn highway without knowing ur way u'll get freaking lost and u can't u-turn in a effed up highway.
2. Malaysia has just proven its "technological advancement" by builiding some stupid checkpoint at jb. Usually once u past the stupid woodlands shit dan u can head on straight to jb, but no, the gov. trying to be funny, go build some stupid checkpoint that ur car has to keep turning and turning for hours jus to reach the damn checkpoint. somemore the stupid thing is like so grand sia, probably need billions of dollars to make that shit, i bet half the money eaten up by the contractor or sth sia.
3. Although Bob is a malaysian, he also damn effed up with malaysia. I think their roads will go for maintainence like once every 20 yrs or sth sia.
4. We went to malacca to eat on the last day, dan damn stupid sia, didn't get to eat a lot of shit cos the people happy happy close dan sometimes open. i realise a lot of Singaporeans go there eat shit sia, cock up lah, the don't know wad chicken rice balls thing crowded with singaporeans sia,(no offence) lol. I mean its jus balls man, the rice jus turn in some sticky testicles and everybody teo attracted to it lol.
Oh yah, anyway sth funny that my father said during the trip. Cos there was some fat bastard blocking our way, and he was like standing in the middle of the road half naked lol.

Bob: eh si3 you2 tong3 siam lah

lol, ok anyway i hav some difficulty enabling the chinese feature in my com to work lol.

2009-06-07T00:31:00.000-07:00

Hi guys, i'll be like overseas from NOW till like thursday, so pls don't call or sms me during this period thanks, cos i'm a poor kid who doesn't want to pay money thankds.
MISS MEEEEEE PLSSSSSSS haha lol. BYE

2009-06-05T08:04:00.000-07:00

Hey peops, tomorrow is band concert but ain't going cos of HSSRP!!!!!!!! with Gabriel lol, i feel like some gay shit.
Erm i hav an extra band concert ticket, whoever wants it pls contact me ok, although its really quite late now lol thks haha. Anyway bob told me sth damn funny jus now during dinner, we were talking about some actress whos name was ah tang1 lan2 hua1 or sth

Bob: Eh look, tang4 lan3 pa1
me and my mom staring at him
Bob: wad don't pervert lah y'all
mom: can u don't teach ur sons this kind of things
Bob: haha sounds like boiling the lan pa right, tang4 lan3 pa1

haha Lol quite funny if u were there hearing it haha. Anyway i'm really damn into RnB lol, haha LOVE IT. Pls go listen to songs by kanye west and snoop dogg, they are the sex. Paranoid by Kanye West is dope sia, lool i can like effin memorise the lyrics and rap that shit out haha. K gotta go bye

2009-06-03T08:08:00.000-07:00

Eh effed up sia, lim bei hand kena f sia, lol. HAHA do i sound like justinn toon??? LOL, my shoulder injured sia, damn sad haha, cannot lift up my arm. Ok now i think i sound like edric sia, for more examples of edric language, pls visit http://thedisastrousend.blogspot.com/ . And if the blog is locked or sth, pls don't panic cos once he realise nobody go his blog he will reopen it again.
Tomorrow got training sia, dan my stupid jiao lian wan to kpkb me again, that day i tell him my arm injured, dan he think i kpkb him.
F him sia, dan he go tell me to do the gym training, carry lighter weights, i'm like WTF lah, people is injured not tired sia, don't know he graduate from which school sia lol.
K anyway need zao liao, i love holidays, but damn hell lot of hw sia. BYE

2009-05-29T08:40:00.000-07:00

Hey babes, long time no tok.
Anyway, nth much to do now sia. I now currently going through all the oldies, quite interesting looking at the jokers from the past. They used to be so hot sia, but when u look back they are like quite hilarious sia haha.
Eg. Elvis, Michael Jackson haha here's a link on Elvis, at 2.30 u'll see Elvis presly effing himself haha, damn funny sia lol haha. Go watch, damn funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q04_ClDxRsk
Anyway Claire just "introduced" me a song called, to be with you by Mr Big. Haha damn nice lol, i've heard it a hell lot of times but not really sure wad the title was haha.
Anyway gtg liao bye

2009-05-26T06:58:00.000-07:00

Hey babes, anyway this week i no need go for class lol, i should be effin happy right, but i'm damn stressed. I'm in hssrp by the way, doin some vietnam war project. I mean like wtf man, who freakin cares about some peops who already died.
I mean maybe if the research question was: how did the vietnam war affect the increasing rate of vietnam prostitues? Hey that's more like a research question haha, lol but no, the question mus be some chim shit.
Anyway, i failed my history test on stalin lol, suck cock sia, and i'm the only dog who failed the damn test, 12/25. I think the teacher hates me sia lol. Oh yah 3g is in the finals for volleyball interclass against 3c, pls support the underdogs (3g). Haha
Ok gotta go bye

2009-05-20T07:42:00.001-07:00

Hey babes, long time no post, cos really nth to do with my life. Anyway yesterday had math test and i think its quite easy lol. Dan really quite sian cos someone told me 3H class average is 3.6 and their lowest is 3.4, WTF sian i cannot even reach their lowest sia.
Oh yah friday hav volleyball interclass, anyway i'm starting to fall in love with volleyball, i think its more interesting dan bball but not as good as soccer haha.
Oh yah, shit news, they say next year cancelling bball interclass cos wad this year was super duper rough and dan all the teachers become pussy. Damn joke lah, i mean bball is meant to be rough wad, if not we all should be playing netball liao lol, stand don't know how many metre away from each other.
Oh yah, noticed sth damn freaking interesting and funny today. In the afternoon when i went to the toilet to pee, i saw this cubicle which was locked, dan after that when i was washing my hands i saw this fat chubby bald boy walk out of the cubicle. Naturally u would hav thought the boy was shitting and came out to wash his hands right, dan u know wtf happened, he went to the urinal to take a piss LOL. Is like he go cubicle shit, shit finish dan go to uniral pee, i was like controling my laughter dan when i went to class i burst out laughing lol damn effing funny.
K anyway gtg bye babes.

2009-05-14T09:10:00.000-07:00

Hey srry, so long never post liao, lazy like dog like that. Anyway i hate ace, stupid ace only for dragging the grades lower only, damn stupid sia. Oh yah, although this is quite late, need to congragulate the cs performers for their outstanding performance that day. Oh yah, who going for the eds concert can tell me??? cos i not sure whether i goin or not. Anyway really nth much to post liao. Oh last thing, today jus gotten the yr book, its much better than last year, but i don't see why i hav to pay $10 for sth i'm going to look at once. Anyway here are some pictures i found interesting so i decided to post the pics, srry but my cam is of lousy quality.

Chinese department

tang siew boey act cute?

Don't know this guy, looks funny

Eric yet again a star on my blog

Fabian lol

Can u tell the irony of the smile???

Gordon is damn cute lol

This is jing tao haha

OMG this is sexva

The ultimate post by my most fav teacher

2009-05-06T08:39:00.001-07:00

Hi people, although this news is quite late, but i got perfect score(again) for my napfa test. Lol i feel like a hao lian bitch, haha. Anyway, level camp has been cancelled by the way, so sad. As for people like isaac and gabriel who will definetly suan me by saying i cannot go back to my hometown, fuck u in advance haha.
Anyway hav physics test tomorrow, i hardly even studied for all the shit, and theres a hell lot of things to study this time sia. Lol today my mom was like scolding me cos i got like 17/32 for my test. suprisingly, she didn't send me out of the house as promised the last time, instead she was like saying

mom "u think your grades can anytime la1 chang2 la1 duan3 wan isit!!!!!!!!!!"

Lol dan i was like laughing dan she scold me why i was laughing, dan in the end bob came to my rescue.

bob "eh u think grades is like penis is it haha"

K anyway gtg bye

2009-05-03T08:04:00.000-07:00

Hi everybody, today is goin to be a short post. Anyway in the morning super funny, went to eat dim sum with my family. Dan my father as usual like to talk crap.

Bob: Eh u see the waitor never check wad we order leh, so if the person give extra all of ur keep quite ok

Zw:Crazy sia damn cheapskate leh u!

dan after that halfway my bro drop one of his chopsticks. Dan my father laming again

Bob: Eh put the chopstick near to u, dan when the waitor come pretend to drop on ur shirt, dan can change new chopstick and can get 5% DISCOUNT lol!!

Anyway this is a sexy picture of ching yun, enjoy bye

2009-05-01T06:24:00.000-07:00

Hi lol, anyway, these two days i hav been like goin out straight to watch movies, quite fun lah, but my wallet feels empty haha lol.

Yesterday went to watch 17 again, quite funny haha, especially the part where his daughter wanted to hav sex with him lol, quite funny the show, and although i'm not gay, that stupid guy is damn gd looking lol, i feel quite inferior haha.

Dan today went to watch x-men origins with jing mei, gabriel, jia qi and crystal at ten penis mall. Before the movie we went to ten penis 1 to look around and shit. No offence but i think those idots who queued for like a few hours jus to get into a damn shop and get a shirt or 2 are damn effing stupid. Lol i can jus like go to some pasah malam shit and get some clothes much cheaper and much more convenient and the best part is, it looks real lol.

Anyway after the x-men thing we went around toys r us and shit and was like awed by all the funny stuff there lol. Than i was like taking the softoy of the big beard and puting its beak into some other soft toys middle leg lol.

This is hot(me not gabriel) haha

This is not(gabriel) lol

2009-04-24T08:46:00.000-07:00

Lol hi everybody, take so long to post, so srry. Oh yah had history presentation and 1st group which was hitler germany consisted about a prominent guy ERIC. Eric was damn funny lah lol, his hand actions was hilarious sia, everytime he try to explain sth i will laugh like dog sia. dan after that me and yong ming were like taking videos of him secretly lol, effing funny sia, anyone who wants to watch the video and get a laugh of ur life, pls find yong ming or maybe after ym send me dan can ccome find me.

Anyway don't wan to tok so much liao, oh yah, today i'm gonna teach everybody the art of sleeping in class.

Step 1: Place hand on head and deceive teacher

Step 2: Start covering your eyes and don't care teacher

So if you guys wan to slp, pls learn from her and u will master the aft haha, bye bye

2009-04-19T00:46:00.001-07:00

Hi haven't been posting for a long time cos of the damn tests that were goin on this week and next.

Anyway, hav been like playing soccer for the past 3 days continuous, damn shuang. Oh yah, btw, on friday i was like playing like god sia, hrmmm i wonder if that performance was better dan timo, lol sia lah scared sia, later next time i better dan timo dan ermmm haha lol joking.

Anyway, took the hsk shit yesterday, damn effing waste of time sia, during the listening compre, i slept for like the last 2 questions dan i didn't catch wad the bitch in the radio was toking about.

Lol the test paper was a bit hard sia, haha i a bit don't know how to do leh lol, there was this question where ur suppose to write the word, sth lei, dan i didn't know wad to fill so i jus wrote hen lei lol.

Anyway here are some pics that took me a damn long time to get, no offence to the subjects that hav been taken photo of.

Eric flauting his armpits

Wow eric again being macho lol

one of Roy's shurikens stuck in Hui Wen's hair

Gtg bye

2009-04-09T03:25:00.000-07:00

Today was sports day. Anyway, congrats to those peops who win in the race. Dan after that it rained and the thing was cancelled.
During the sports meet, toby me and a few other peops were like tying the balloon thingy and dan it was like damn freaking long. Dan after that toby damn funny, he used the ballon thingy to jab Roy's cock, lol damn effing funny sia, than in the end me yong ming and toby were like taking turns to throw the balloon at people haha.
Lol i think the only other fun part of the sports meet was the music playing part, I was dancing and singing like mad the whole time and yeah it was effing funny. Especially the just dance by lady gaga that part, me and toby were like shaking around and using our asses to hit each other haha damn joke sia.
Anyway got to go, damn i keep forgetting to ask yong ming to send me some funny photos of hui wen and eric lol, when i get them i'll post, they are really damn hillarious.

2009-04-05T00:58:00.000-07:00

Lol yesterday was quite lame, my parents went to malaysia. In the mornin went to some hssrp symposium with gabriel, than we were discussing whether to kidnap some RI guy cos we haven't finished our research yet and that guy had finished like eons ago.
Do you guys know that tampines food court got some stall that sells roti prata at like 20$, WTFFFFFFFFFFFF sia, wads this, newton food center ah lol.

Damn man, it was really quite hard a blow for me man.
Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, maybe not soon
But i'll wait man, till ur ready
jus give me the green light and i'm yours.

Lol gonna keep the post short today bye

2009-04-01T03:59:00.000-07:00

Lol, i think its officially time to introduce to u guys my new form teacher who took over Mr Koh, MRS TAN BEE KEE i think. She's damn funny, and damn crazy, she's like some kinda of a hip momma whos got the looks of a 80 year old and the mind of a 5 year old (in a good way). She's my history teacher and hssrp mentor, lol damn zai sia, i love her already, she's one hell of a cute teacher haha.
Dan today mrs tan had our 1st pccg lesson, damn fun sia. She made us play the tic tac toe shit and dan its was like whos group won than the group will get like chocolate (kisses). Dan after that damn funny, got one part answering question that time jacob was like trying to answer a question and dan hui wen went to answer the question than in the end she got the chocolate. Dan after that jacob was like"eh i want your kisses" Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan i also realised our class got one crazed naruto fan called ROY, that guy is like nuts over that shit, he's like making paper shurikens or sth in our class. Dan there was this time he was like doing some funny naruto hand signs, some summoning thing or sth, dan me ym and toby were laughing like mad sia.
Anyway gtg bye

2009-03-28T03:44:00.000-07:00

Yesterday went for the LA play, some shakespeare winter shit. Went with Fraser, jacob yong minig, peng jie, shermin and later was joined by my favourite 3g personelle of all time, HUI WEN
Anyway just wanted to comment on the La play, it is damn effing boring and nobody understood i shit. I think the only dogs who understood was the Ang Mohs, 1 woman behind me keep making a dog sound behind the play like she was trying to show the audience she understood.
Than yong ming damn funny, when everyone was laughing about some joke which both of us didn't understand, he will laugh damn effing loud in a sacarstic manner, than the people in front of us will turn around and look. Anyway fuckers from the play damn hao lian, they think the esplanade some kind of a high class acoustic shit or sth, think they don't need to use mike dan everyone can hear, dan in the end they sounded like some people from thailand using that doggish acsent.
Than got this part the actor was like shouting "Bastard.....bastard......bastard" Damn stupid. Anyway, i think the funniest part of the whole play was looking at hui wen and her godlike actions, haha no offense, but they were effing hilarious. The tickets were about 70 plus bucks, i think 69 bucks was used to watch hui wen, the other 1 buck was for the play.
Anyway halfway through the play my ass cramped, damn stupid lah, i suddenly stood up and gave the ass cramped face, than i think 1 stupid ang moh keep asking me to sit down.
Lol than in the end me ym ben and peng jie ditched the play halfway at around 11 cos it was too boring and shit, i thinking the play ended at 1 o'clock so those idiots who were trying to understand can get their asses cramped too haha.
Anyway gtg bye

2009-03-26T05:49:00.001-07:00

Oh yah, this song is fantastic, one of the funniest songs i've heard so far. Its about 2 best friends lovin the same girl, damn sexy RnB shit. The song is called SAME GIRL by R.KELLY feat USHER

Yo Ush

What up Kels

Wanna introduce you to this girl, think I really love this girl

Yeah Man she so fine

Straight up daw

g She stand about 5'4' coke cola red bone

Damn

She drives a black Durango license plate say 'Angel' tattoo on her ankle

Plus she's making pay so she got a crib on Peace street right on 17th street

And I call her 'TT'

Wait a minute hold on dawg

do she got a kid?

Yep

Love Some Waffle House?

Yep

Do she got a beauty mark on her left side of her mouth

Man'

Went to Georgia Tech

Yep

Works for TBS

Yep

And I can't believe this chick' damn' mm

Tell me what's wrong dawg, what the hell you damning about

I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind

Man I didn't know that you where talking about her

So man your telling me you know her

I know her like a pastor know his word

[Chorus:]We messing with the same girl same girl

How could the love of my life, and my potential wife be the Same girl same girl

Man I can't believe that we've been messing with the Same girl same girl

Thought she someone that I can trust

but she's been doubling up it on us

You can't, man we've been messing with the same girl

[Verse 2:]See I met her at this party in Atlanta

Well I met her at this party in Chicago

She came right up to me given me conversation

I said do you got a man she sad no, with no hesitation

Well it must be a music thing cause she said the same to me

With a party all in my face, when I'm laughin and buyin her drinks

And she whispered in my ear and said can you take me home

Me too Man she was in the Chi singin that same song

Is that true

And I thought it was true confession when she said I love you

Man I thought her body was calling when she said I want you

Look I even got some pictures on my phone

Look at there how she's is with some boys shorts on

[Chorus:]We messing with the same girl same girl

She's the apple of my eye, and my potential wife be the Same girl same girl

Man I can't believe that we've been messing around with the same damn girl

Same girl same girl

Thought she someone that I can trust but she's been doubling up with both of us

You can't, man we've been messing with the same girl

[Bridge:]She said she got me on ringtone

Are you talking about the pink phone

Mm-mm the blue one

Man she told me that one was turned off

It's obvious that she's been playing us playing us

Or constantly she's been lyin to us lyin to us

Don't like the way that she's been goin bout it goin bout it

Kels what do you think we should do about it do about it

Well call her up at her home, she won't know that I'm on the phone

Yeah man that's the way

Homie we about to bust this trick

Man just ask her to met up with you and I'm gonna show up too

And then she wouldn't know what to do Well be standing there singing

[Chorus:]We messing with the same girl same girl

She's was the apple of my eye, and your potential wife the Same girl same girl

I can't believe that we've been messing with the same girl Same girl same girl

She's gonna looks so stupid when see us together

You can't,

man we've been messing with the same girl

See she was taken flights going back and forth I would pick her up at the Airport Man I really can't believe the Same girl same girl

Hey'. The same girl same girl

2009-03-26T05:18:00.000-07:00

Damn man, i only jus passed my bio practical sia, damn joke. Anyway, today me ym jacob and pj did sth damn stupid, we wanted to see whether the bio teacher will kao pei kao bu us if we gl her. We asked jacob to take a pokey stick instead of a pen to point to questions of his worksheets in front of the teacher, dan we were like eating the pokey in front of her.
Dan today my class damn successful, our chinese teacher xu ren yao gave toby 2 yellow cards and qin gang and eric each a yellow card. The yellow card is sth our teacher invented to punish us when we talk, if we get 3 yellow cards, that means we'll get a red card which means 5 marks off ur overall chinese grades. Damn joke lah, i got 1 liao haha.
Anyway, who going to the la play tomorrow??? The ken misusakjfsjifsdmnfjdsnhfoiefn never tell us who got the tickets sia, so i don know whether i got the tickets or not.
Nth to post liao, gtg bye

2009-03-20T05:41:00.000-07:00

Hey its gonna be the end of the holidays soon, so people, ENJOY URSELF FOR THE LAST 2 DAYS!!!!
Anyway, today went to play soccer in the morning which was quite stupid because it was damn muddy. Dan after that went to library with gabriel, fraser and isaac, quite ok lah, cos I did finish quite a number of math shit.
Anyway, went to eat lunch with isaac, dan feel like commenting on sth. The stupid hawker who was selling the beaf noodle was damn disgusting. The way he served me the food was damn disgusting and turned me off like mad sia. He kept licking his fingertips and stuff, damn bloody disgusting sia, and it turns out her daughter was more disgusting. She was like digging her nose and shit and i didn't even dare look at her lah, damn gross, i think i shall stop revealing these gross shit b4 u guys pass out.
Anyway i going library tomorrow for history thailand research, anyone who wants to go pls inform me thanks.

2009-03-16T08:27:00.000-07:00

Sian, this holiday is damn shit lah, hell lot of hw sia, i mean ok we hav a hell lot of shit time lah, but dan we need to play also right. Ok, lets look at it like that, saturdays and sundays are out, cos they represent slack time. Dan after that we left with the weekdays to do out hw. Dan monday is going out for fuck day, tuesday is bball day, wednesday is soccer day, thursday is movie day, friday is the day where guys buy condoms and do whatever shit their allowed to do (not sex, jus fill up the condoms with water and play water bomboms).
Anyway, i went to some I.T show yesterday and bought a new labtop, the place was freaking crowded, than sth funny happened with some weird aunty in her like 30s or sth, she was talking to herself.

aunty“eh 他妈的,kanina,我的那个死三八（refering to her daughter) 飞去哪里啊

Lol k end of post, bye

2009-03-13T07:59:00.000-07:00

k i'm gonna freaking re-cap my life on yesterday which was a holiday in dunman high. Anyway in the morning went to go play soccer with the regular peops, dan after that went to jz house with gabriel to go bath dan after that head to tampines to watch movie with myself, gabriel, isaac, fraser, justinn, jia jian, brandon, rason, jz and kee jin. A FREAKING GAY PARTY.
Anyway we watched this movie called dragonball fuck, a movie recommended by jz which was only 1 and a half star. As told by isaac, he said he wasted 8.50$ on some director who wanted to shows us some girls and their boobies being squeezed out by some tight shirts haha, lol i agree sia.
Anyway, after that we went to the arcade watching rason and isaac test their skills on some virtual racing car game. Then after that we saw this super gay bastard showing off his dancing skills at the para para machine, if u don't know wads that, its a game where u swing ur arms according to the arrows on the screen. I don't know whether this guy is no life or wad, he is so good, he literally shakes his ass when he dances and he was like telling the girls he brought along with him how easy that thing is. Anyway i think games like dance dance revolution and para para is made for gays like him. Although, the funny thing is i took a video of him knowing the dangers i might face (he might probably gay or dance me to death)
Oh yah, question of the day, is pearl a lesbian??? Today i saw her and cheryl er doing a stunt by eating the same pokey stick, and suddenly they were pushed and kissed each other mouth to mouth haha.

Here are some pics of thursday

Brandon and his game at the arcade

jz house, look at rason

Gab doing a stupid face at jz house

Anyway gtg bye

2009-03-11T07:38:00.000-07:00

Today got back bio paper, same as MR DING YU LONG, son of DING JIAN HUA and DING LIU LI. 24.5 over 30. Dat hao lian bastard everyday say sure win me in all subjects, and now he realises whos the real king, ME.
Anyway tomorrow going to play soccer at kembangan, 9 o'clock, whoever wan to go jus go, meet u there.
Today during lecture mr KEN MISUSASIKISDIDFJIDLKJOIDFSMNFJFJJOISDNDDJ or sth scolded a few peops for sleeping, don't know whether its rason or brandon lol. First time i see that jap boy scold people sia, damn funny and damn cute. However he didn't catch ben and yongming who were like the most obvious, somemore snoring away sia and siting right in front of the jap boy.
Anyway today nothing much to tallk about, bye dogs, anyway i realised mr siva's daughter is called isabel, damn funny sia, imagine u put the whole thing together, won't it be like
isabel makesan sivanesan or sth like that lol

2009-03-09T07:36:00.000-07:00

Today went to do hssrp research with gabriel, dan after that fraser and jyh howe followed along. Anyway, i pronounce the 9th of every month BUDGET DAY. LOL! This is why it is budget day.e went to Bugis, dan we were like finiding sth to eat, dan after all the debate and shit, we decided to go eat 肥雄, some economic bee hoon shit which u can find in tampines mall.

Dan after that we went to some stupid place and ate our BEEHOON, the funny thing was one fraser dropped his fishcake on the floor, and we dared him to eat it, and amazingly, fraser the man ate it as usual. And when i said maybe got people spit on the floor, that moron told me the rain wash away the spit liao haha LOl joke sia.

More on budget, after the research, went to cold storage to buy some cheap sushi and dan after that went to get a few free samples of cakes to mark the end of budget day.

These are a few pics of today.

Gab and his beehoon

tiong and his dirty fishcake

This shit is wad me and gab researched today

Anyway gtg bye dogs

2009-03-08T07:31:00.000-07:00

Today played soccer with the regular peops, luckily didn't rain, cos if not die, but the pitch was freaking uneven, so quite sian.
Anyway in the morning, me and myy family went to the bugis area for some shit, so after that than when my father was driving that time, suddenly this fat guy run out and than hell lot of peops followed, so my father had to stop halfway on the road. Than after that my father told me, next time don't be such a gd guy like him, if i see that kind of peops, unwind the window, throw out the finger and scold hokien vulgarities at them. LOL, than my mother was like scolding my father and me and my bro were laughing.
Than after soccer, my family and i were like watching that tomb raider show, than after that my mom interupted the damn show during the part where lara croft was hanging on the helicopter by saying

mom "eh 那个人那里可能这样hang 在helicopter
me "cos she lara croft wad lames sia u"
mom"wad? 拉什么cloth?"

Lol not very funny now, but at that moment was quite stupid, anyway gtg, last week next week, so all u assholes out there, last 1 more week and u can go eat shit all u wan. Bye

2009-03-06T07:29:00.000-08:00

Hey babes, long time never post cos this week all the damn tests dan i damn busy and cannot entertain u bunch of bloody fools, lol.
Oh yah my bio going to die liao, lol i never study the textbook sia, quite stupid.
Anyway those jokers who hav to write the 500 words reflective essay cos of being late during la lecture, welcome to the gang, i also hav to write that shit lol.
Anyway, the day b4 yesterday, i was walking out of the lift, due to my nature of not looking in front of where i'm going when i walk out of the lift, i accidentally bumped into an old man about 50 yrs old like that. This is the convo we had.

ME" srry srry uncle, srry ah!!!!"
old bastard "eh ah boy, u siao ah(showing me the hand sign of siao) u got grow eyes or not ah!!!!
Me" Huh? srry srry"
Old bastard " crazy boy"

WTFF sia, damn stupid lah, dan after that i damn angry when i went home and i told this incident to my mom and Bob. My father told me next time u meet this kind of old people who like to buly the younger peops, throw him the finger. Lol haha, at least that made me laugh and i got over it.
Today play soccer like siao sia, damn tired haha, at least it was a gd break from the rest of the weeks. Tomorrow going hougang mall for flagday.
Anyway we playing soccer sunday 4o'clock, if u wan go tell me or terrence or the usual peops.

2009-02-27T05:58:00.000-08:00

Yo, this week is damn effing shit, hell lot of tests, i think next week also no better sia. Anyway for all the history students, hope u all past the russian revolution shit although we had damn effing little time to study for it.

So anyway, today I went to play bball and soccer after school, oh yah, 3 I is damn effing strong sia, i think the whole class all the boys can play soccer lah, not like my class sia, only got jacob lol sian, this yr no need win any shit liao.

Dan after that went to eat dinner with gabriel, and gabriel introduces me to all these new shirts which i hardly know anything of. I think i lacking behind by a few centuries liao, better go shopping more sia, so whoever who is like going out and lacking peops to go with call me out so i can see more of the world and not lack behind.

This is some pic of me gabriel and toby taken that day during la play

2009-02-24T06:19:00.000-08:00

Hey peops, anyway i got some gd news to share, yesterday during the match against bedok view, I CHOPPED MY FIRST 3 POINTER WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok anyway i wasn't the star of the match though, haha i never ever will be, when got peops like justinn toon, fraser tiong kah kee and isaac low, LOL.

Anyway, for math i jus passed. 15 upon 30, lol damn sian sia, that means mus study harder, study harder=no basketball=no training=no burnard= FUN LIKE FUCK lol

Oh yah, today my father was like telling me actually u have to appreciate ur cca and all those same stuff, cos he tell me last time he also joing 2 cca, badminton and basketball, and his coach was his bus driver, seriously, like wtf.

Anyway these are the pics from the la play

group photo, lol why am i covering my mouth

La film shit, ask ben to show u wad he wearing

2009-02-21T19:59:00.000-08:00

Yesterday went to the la role play, the inportance of being earnest. It was quite funny lah, but for those people who didn't really understand, srry u hav jus wasted 8 bucks. Anyway the storyline of the play is the same as a song, same girl-r.kelly feat usher. Damn funny, go listen to the song.
After that went out with some peops to eat dinner, Me, gabriel, toby, jing mei, ben, isabel, chantelle, jia qi and jye howe. Anyway, i think yoshinoya sia like quite suck, cos its damn effing salty sia. I eat the egg and it tasted damn effing salty, i not sure whether is the egg damn salty, or the male chickens sperm so salty, thats why the egg like that.
Anyway, i realised our school got this gambling queen, shes in 3c and her name is michelle or hwee been or sth like that, damn funny sia she. I think right everytime she sees cards she sure play some gambling shit wan, so anytime u think u got some luck, go play with her, cos she always lose wan.
k gtg liao, need to do all the hw, anyway does anybody know how to do the la essay on the autograph book? cos i don know how

2009-02-19T06:21:00.000-08:00

Today I went through some bio practical, its quite easy guys so no fret. Dan also hav fire drill, dan we hav to like walk towards the parade sqaure, and the stupid thing was i wanted to pee badly but the teacher didn't let me, so i held as long as i could, lucky my bladder quite strong, if not the casualty won't be the guy in the fire, it'll be the guy covered in pee. Anyway this was my convo with ching yun (cha cham bo) the curly mambo jumbo hair girl.

Me "Eh HELLOO!!!!! CHING YUNNNN!!!!! Long time no see.
Ching Yun as usual gives me the damn dao face
Me "Oh, now i know wad caused the damn fire."
Ching Yun " Lol don't lame lah"
ching yun tries to kick me.

Ok for those who don't understand, it means that ching yun's hair caught fire.
Anyway tomorrow going to play against ngee ann, so pls don't support us, cos we gonna losseee haha

2009-02-16T00:55:00.000-08:00

Hey babes, today we won temasek, and mr ISAAC LOW was the star of the game, he today really damn effing hot sia, he score basket as easy as he guai lan me.
Anyway, today sth interesting but sad thing happened. EDRIC WENT ON A WHEELCHAIR DURING P.E!!!!!!!! Not that i'm being a sadist or sth, but its like (no offense ah li lu) HOW THE HELL DO U GET INJURED UNTIL U HAV TO SIT ON A WHEELCHAIR DURING P.E.
I mean if it is like ur npcc i understand lah, but dan P.E. I mean like wad can u do during P.E sia, throw frissbee ah. Anyway try to recover faster cos its difficult for peops to carry u up and down. JIAYOU LIAO LI LU!!!!!!
Oh yah, today took the chem test, i think i screwed sia, the stupid side arm i go call it the shoulder, lol. Anyway gotta go study for math test liao, bye peops

2009-02-15T01:30:00.000-08:00

yo today the only thing interesting is yu long and his family came my house to buy my piano lol.
Damn funny, his mother and my mother were like discussing the price and as u know, woman like my mom and his mom who likes to bargain are always very interesting. So after that his family and my family were like siting down discussing some nonsense and than me and yu long talking to each other, here is a glimpse of the convo btw us.

YL "eh both ur parents engineer wad, why u don't wan to take geog, be the same as them."
ME " Why do i want to follow in their damn footsteps, so boring. Its like if my greatgrandparents are farmers, dan my grandfather become farmer, dan my parents become farmer, and so on and so on, that means my whole life and desendants become farmer meh?"
YL "LOL"
ME "Dan why u don't wan to become like ur father"
YL "Cos my father say his job very sian and tiring."
Me "Dan wad kind of job u wan?"
YL "Those kind very easy, slack and get a lot of money wan."
Me "Dan u go be giggolo lah, very easy money wan."
YL "I cannot, but richard can wad, cos he can be xiao3 bai2 lian3"

Yup, so in the end talk talk talk, dan should be not selling bah, haha k next week got freaking hell lot of tests, so i gotta go study liao, bye.

2009-02-13T01:14:00.000-08:00

Ok today had like history test today, and the last question was damn effing diff, sth about some koffi anna or sth, i don think i'm gonna do well in that test so better not think about it.

ANYWAY, TOMORROW's THE BIG DAY GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U guys better succeed on ur dates or manage to get a gf tomorrow if not u guys can go date ur mothers man. As for me, i'm gonna date my mother cos i don hav a date tomorrow lol, but i'm gonna get singapore citizenship tomorrow and finally able to get an edusave.
Oh yah last tip b4 u guys go screw up ur dates, remember, go and freaking bath b4 u do any shit with the girl. Don't thk ur so freaking cool and go play bball or soccer or whatever shit b4 hooking up with the girl. If u go play ball and dan go for the date, don blame me if u realize that the girl keeps standing a mile away from u.
Anyway today was damn funny, yong ming go copy hui wen's actions and we were like laughing like hell sia, if u wan to hav a gd laugh, go look for yong ming and ask him to show u the moves.

Oh yah, i remember sth from my old friend, he said sth to a girl which i wan to tell the rest of the guys not to say.
"Erm i'm not sure lah, but i think i love u leh haha."
That kind of confession, is like confessing to ur dog, don effing do that, show more freaking confidence, don do the damn erm ah shit nonsense, they don't work. Anyway, this is how my form teacher proposed to his gf.
Mr Koh " eh mai4 steady bo2"

Lol anyway gd luck guys for ur date, bye

2009-02-11T05:29:00.000-08:00

Ok today was like quite stupid, i went to meet my hssrp (humanities and social studies reseach programme shit) mentor, he is like damn freaking cool lah, he look like a damn bloody builder, and his eyes like diamonds like that damn scary but damn cool.
Dan after that the teacher in charge for hssrp was also my smp (science mentorship programme) teacher, so when she found out i was both in smp and hssrp, she guai lan me, say i bo liao and i damn ambitious or some shit. HOWEVER, today after the hssrp meeting, i went to the smp meeting, dan i realised that i was freaking kicked out of the damn programme. And the mothereffing reason was because i missed two of their stupid breifing sessions, 1 was because i have competition, the other was because i lazy go. I mean like who bothers to go to that nonsense lah, like that also wan kick me out sia. BUT luckily yu long also got kicked out cos he missed both briefing sessions.

Ok now for my valentine tips, remember guys, during that day better get a killer line that will blow ur gf offf their feets. But don't give those corny lines like " Oh you look so beautiful today my dear" that kind of lines can go eat shit guys. Girls will think u lack sincerity and creativity, lol so remember u mus be orginal also, make sure she has never heard it b4, if not she think u copy other peops and dan she freaking KILLLLLL u.
Ok let me give u an example of pick up lines that MR GABRIEL CHOONG JUN MAO taught me.

Guy: " Hey did u just fart? cos u blew me of my feet."
"u know why i missed during my air rifle practice today? cos i missed u."

Although i hate to say it, these lines created by GABRIEL CHOONG JUN MAO are not bad and quite gd. Oh yah for those peops reading this, don use this line, cos other peops might hav read it and used it also.
Oh yah one last thing, u better use those lines well and don any how abuse them, if u have the right to use the line, u have the responsibility to use it well. DON"T EVER FREAKING DO THIS

GIRL"Hey wanna go out for lunch"
GUY"Hey did u jus fart? cos u blew me off my feet"

If u are so stupid to do this kind of shit, dan u can go celebrate valentines day with ur mom man.
Anyway gotta go, bye

2009-02-09T01:21:00.000-08:00

Hey, today is an ok day, only that we lost today to manjusri sec, maybe we should hav won, if not for some side parting n0.4 guy, who keep dribbling the damn ball and keep wasting time. Somemore today our 2 stars Brandon and stephen not at their prime so we lost yeah, BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!! VALENTINE IS COMING!!!!!!!!!

A brief intro of valentines:
In ancient history during the stone man time, all those male caveman who are like walking around naked will give stones to the other cavewoman, and hope that those cavewoman will fall in love with them after receiving the stones.
Now, guys give flowers to girls hoping that the girls will receive the flowers and like them, so its something like a cycle.
Ok since i'm a guy, this part will be more about guys so all u other girls u don't hav to read.
GUYS:
If u like a damn girl, give damn a damn bloody flower, don't be a cheapskate like me, the damn flowers are only $1.50. All though unfortunately u won't make them like u, at least they won't hate u.
If u give them the damn flower, they'll be like "Hey at least this guy gave me some shit.
BUT if u don't give them the damn flower, they'll be like "WTFFFFF!!!!!! THIS GUY DIDN"T GIVE ME ANYTHING, HE"S SO DEAD MAN!!!!!! HE CAN FORGET ABOUT TALKING TO ME"
So in conclusion, if ur a cheapskate like me, just skip recess today and get the damn flower.
But if ur a rich dude, u can buy 99 of those shit and tell her" This damn thing cos me a $100 plus dollars so u better appreciate it honey" haha lol.
These few days i'll be giving some comments on valentines so watch out guys, it might save ur love life.

2009-02-08T01:00:00.000-08:00

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its been a damn freaking long time since i last posted haha. I finally regained my passion for blogging, cos i was like walking around school the last few weeks, and i saw everyone's faces so depressed, so i decided to make everyone's lives bettter again by posting and stuff lol.
ok nvm enough with the damn intro, lets start with my damn life again, i hope u all remember bob (my dad) cos he's gonna be the 1st to be featured in my posts.

mum: eh u guys know wads the difference btw a snake and a lizard
me: don know? legs? snake doesn't hav legs?
bob: NO! don stupid lah, the head of the snake looks like a dick!

I was like wtf lah, actually i wonder why my mum don scold my dad for telling me all this shit, dan everytime i accidentally say sth wrong dan my mum will scold me, its all bob's fault lah damn it.
Oh yah monday competition against manjusri so jia you to me and the bball team, gotta go, although the 1st post a bit boring, lets hope the subsequent posts will be more fun k bb